Wednesday, March 10, 2010

The love crush

The sweet slap
My friend Vipin who is now a Psychiatrist and a businessman at Delhi was my classmate in class XI and XII at KV Halwara. I have yet to see a person more brainy than him . He was very intelligent, had a photographic memory with high degree of understanding as he could grasp the subject just by one reading and without making any notes. He was like a scientist in his appearance who generally did not look after his dress up as used to have uncombed hair and always appeared as if he has just got up from sleep. We had a physics teacher who was in her mid thirtees having a very attractive figure which made her class more interesting inspite of her loud and hoarse voice. Not only this she used to work hard and read the physics book more like an English book and used to copy the derivations from the book . If the answers did not match with those at the end of the book she would resort to reverse engineering and make the answer tally by force or used to close the question saying that the difference is only of two zeros thereby jumping to the next question. Vipin used to solve it in seconds and then used to watch her with his X ray eyes which peeped right through her filmy clothes at every angle from top to bottom. When she used to ask a question from him he used to answer it wrong intentionally to annoy her. I used to wonder why he does that as he definitely was not a sadist, but failed to understand every time. Finally one fine day she asked,
” Who all have not done their homework kindly stand up?”
Vipin stood up instantly. She was real furious . She came near him ,slapped on his face one ,two and then three times consecutively taking out all her accumulated anger on him. After that when we came out of the class I asked him ,as to what is he upto ? He was very happy and with a red blushed face replied ,
” I was waiting for this day, I am so happy that my plan has at last given the results.”
“What result?” I asked him amazingly
“I loved the feeling of her touch .It was this touch of her hands for which I was waiting for since long ” he replied.
“Oh my God you are a great Ashiq rather Aashiqon ke Aashiq “ ( You are greatest of the great Romeos) and I congratulated him for his success.
Plan your work
Work your plan
Was the lesson of the day.

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