Friday, March 26, 2010

The bear story

The Bear Story
It was Dalhousie a beautiful place in Himachal Pradesh in 1969 about 40 years back and I was a kid of 5 years then. My Father was posted there and we were staying in a beautifully located area called ‘Balloon’ which was far away from the main city and in the cantonment. I was a student of Sacred Heart Convent there and in a KG class but I remember each and everything. Our house was surrounded by forests and there were about 10 houses only in Balloon area. The wildlife could be watched both during the day as well as night. In the day one could notice langurs, jackals and at times bears also. In the night one could hear the loud cries of Hyenas and jackals clearly. Not only this everyone locked his door tightly during the nights as I myself had seen my mother shooing away leopards during the night from inside the door through the grill who used to sit like a pet dog in our verandah. They used to frequently come to protect themselves from extreme cold during the winters and used the covered verandah of those old British houses which provided them a good shelter from it.
We had a servant with us named Kishori who was a local from that place and used to come daily from a far of village located about 10 kms away for carrying out his duties . By the time he returned home he would encounter darkness before reaching his village so he carried a big bottle of kerosene with a wick fixed in it which he lighted in darkness to prevent any wild animal from approaching him to avoid any attack by them. The most prominent risk those days was attack of a local bear called ‘Reech’ during the night as it generally ambushed from the rear of its prey as many such cases had come to light. As result of this the villagers avoided going out during the late hours of the day. The area was mountainous and had restricted foot tracks which were used by the villagers and the bear was well aware of these as well on which he used to plan his attacks. There were deep ravines along the foot tracks and some open places on the way to village with a large number of pine trees which gave hissing sound when the wind blew across them making the atmosphere more scary especially for a person travelling alone. Some villagers carried a long stick (Lath) with them when they ventured through that path for their defence in case of any attack. The best way to avoid the attack was to move in groups : the technique which was generally followed by most of them.
Kishori was a good friend of mine and used to play all sorts of games with me, he in fact first taught me how to play ‘Gulli Danda’ (a local game of India played with a small stick and a small oval shaped piece of wood) and would always keep me engaged narrating his interesting and adventurous fables of his village. In return I used to teach him carrom , ludo and my mechano set with which we played indoors when my parents went for the party in the evenings. He would light firewood in the fireplace, and give me milk and pakoras and I alongwith my other friends used to have a gala time. Kishori was about 22 years old then, had an athletic and stout body with short height as generally the people from the hills have. He was a fearless person as he always ventured alone even if it was late at night inspite of our insistence many a times to stay at night. He loved adventure.
Once he left late from our house and did not agree to stop even on our insistence saying that he would join the group of some men enroute and carry on to his village with them and there was nothing to fear since he is used to it. He filled up his empty rum bottle with kerosene right upto the brim inserted a broad and a long wick into it through the pierced lid of the bottle and made his lamp ready. He lighted it to test then switched it off and inserted it in his cloth belt duly secured and kept a matchbox in his kurta (An Indian shirt worn generally by villagers) pocket and wore a pull over it. He also hung a cloth handbag on his shoulders thereafter and started his journey home to his village. It was 6 PM in winters and it had started getting dark. As he reached the start of the forest foot track he waited for sometime for the company and then joined a group of three going towards his village. They all started off their journey which would take about two hours for them to reach their village.
The winds were cold and creating hissing sounds with the pine leaves, the birds were returning home , the cattle were not seen and dog barks at places could be heard giving a feeling of security. The distance of man to man was about 3m and all were moving fast so that they could reach home early before it gets very dark and colder. After covering about three kms two of the villagers turned to other track as they had to proceed at a different place and now only Kishorie with one companion, Ramu were left . Ramu was ahead about 3m from him and he was in his rear. It was nearly dark and the birds chirping had settled down as had reached their nests since it was their rest time .The sound of crickets could be heard and Kishorie lighted his lamp now to face the darkness. On his right was a deep ditch and one could barely hear the sound of the stone thrown from the track into it which indicated its depth. There was pin drop silence and only winds could be heard and felt. On to the left ahead was a plain area of about 30m by 20 m where both of them sat down over a hung branch of the tree grazing the ground for some rest as they had covered about more than half of their journey. Kishorie went to free himself to loo behind the bushes in a half moonlight night and while going there he kept his lamp near the tree where his companion was sitting.
Suddenly Kishorie heard a loud shriek. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! and it was quiet after that: a stunned silence. He immediately called for Ramu, his companion but did not get any reply nor was there any noise of any disturbance of the bushes and grass but a total quiet atmosphere. Kishorie ran towards Ramu and found him lying unconscious with his face bleeding from his neck and temple side. As he was thinking what had happened he heard some movement in the bushes which was advancing towards him. He all of a sudden could see silhouette of a great bear of his height with two sparkling eyes like a torch .There was no way to run except towards the track and the bear suddenly emerged out of the bushes in front of the track starring at him to attack. Kishorie understood the situation and had only one way to escape and that was the village way as we have heard in old stories that the bear does not harm the dead or the body which does not make any movement. He immediately dived on to the plain ground with his face towards the ground covering his head with his arms and back towards the sky. He lied down still with no movement.
The bear came near him advancing slowly, with his nostrils gushing air out of them intermittently and finally reached Kishorie for examining him. Like a dog he sniffed his ear causing tickling sensation in them with his wet nostrils, then his back, his lower back, inner thighs and finally his feet. The bear was smart, and not as the one we heard in stories who would let him off so easily thinking he was a dead man. He with his razor sharp claws pulled kishorie towards him by siderolling him to turn his ventral side up for he wanted to doubly examine him whether he is really dead and harmless or not. Kishorie was rolled and now his stomach was facing the sky and arms over his face which he somehow managed while taking a sideroll so that the bear does not do any damage to his eyes . The bear again sniffed him in his ears and his nose this time .I do not know how long could Kishorie manage to hold his breathe when the bear was sniffing his face but he did succeed. It was easier for Kishorie when the nostrils of the bear went down for his further post mortem examination as he could afford to breathe slowly now. He released the compressed air out of his lungs slowly as the nostrils of the bear were away now near his torso. The most difficult part which Kishorie described me while narrating this incident was the time when the bear touched his nostrils to the bottom of his feet which had shaked him for a while as it became very difficult for him to be still while he poked his nostrils on the base of his feet.
After carrying out the scanning the bear did not attack him but was however still not satisfied since he kept sitting there for some time. Maybe he had some future plans in his mind . He then suddenly got up sniffed kishorie's stomach and then went near the edge of the ditch just about 5 m from the place where Kishorie was lying down. He went there and stood still at the edge of the deep ravine looking at its depth and then in between used to glance at Kishorie by turning his neck to his back watching that if still Kishorie was making any movements. Kishorie was watching him by managing a peep hole between his arms and wondering what the bear had in his mind now. Then he got the idea of what the bear was planning to do . Kishorie guessed that the bear was thinking time and again that if he manages to bring Kishorie by dragging to the edge and push him in to the ravine will kishorie die after falling from such a height or not and he must have guessed it right from his experience. A smart bear indeed.
As this thought came to Kishorie's mind he decided to act immediately before he gets late as now there was no chance of survival if his intuition of bear's plan was rightly guessed. As the bear was bending to see the depth again by moving his front legs ahead more towards the edge with his front body further lowered towards the ditch to have a better view Kishorie got up quietly and ran with full speed towards the bear to gain enough momentum and kicked the bear at his back with his leg with all the strength he had in him and down went the Bear tumbling after into the deep ravine never to be seen again.
He then immediately ran towards Ramu ,sprinkled water from his water bottle and wiped his face with wet cloth who came to senses and was slowly out of shock but had severe bruises on the back of his neck. He helped him walk for the remaining part of the journey and with the help of that lamp and a stick they both managed to reach their village by 9 PM . The villagers loaded Kishorie with money when they came to know of his act as a reward since they were also fed up of this bear since long. Next day when the area was searched there was nothing left except a few bones of the animal as vultures had their meals to their hearts content and that was the end of that bear and my story too.

Monday, March 22, 2010

Khajur: The dates



Calendar
A sophisticated Christian lady who was wife of some senior official once came to subzi mandi to do some shopping of vegetable and fruits herself accompanied by two men to help her who were holding the shopping bags and walking behind her. She went from one shop to another asking various rates of the items displayed. Also she would touch the vegetable or a fruit and hold it in her hand turn and twist the item and comment on the quality to the shopkeeper who would although not like it but kept mum fearing the status of the lady. She also would ask rates of most of the items, touch all of them and would finally take one or two of them thereby wasting the time of the shopkeeper who in that time would have sold three times the quantity she purchased to the other customer. After finishing her shopping she finally came to a hawker’s cart who was selling date palms and his cart was full of them in different bunches as per the quality. The hawker was watching the Lady since last three shops which she visited. As she came to him the following conversation took place between them
Lady: How are these dates?
Hawker : Kya Madam?(What Madam?)
Lady: Yeh dates kaise diya aapney?(At what rate are you selling these dates?)
Hawker: Madam isay to khajur kehtey hain.(Madam this is called Khajur)
Lady: Haa hum wohi bola ki tum isko kitne rate mein dene ko sakega (Yes I said the same that at what rate you will be able to sell these to me ?)
Meanwhile the helper accompanying her went from the side to the hawker to tell him that khajur is called date in English and clarified him for easy communication with her. The hawker then came to the frequency of the lady and tried to help her out by explaining his way.
Hawker: Madam this English date from Saudi Arab one hundred Rs kg mein hota and yeh desi date sattar ko 5 Rs kum mein hota. Aap ko which khareedna? (Madam this English dates from Saudi Arabia are costing Rs 100 per kg and these local dates are costing Rs 65 per kg. Which one do you want to buy?)
The lady did not reply as she was busy checking the quality of dates by piercing her long fashionable smoothly polished pink coloured nails into the dates to check its hardness whether they are fresh or not and in turn had pierced about 6 to 7 of them which the hawker did not like but kept quiet for sometime to avoid getting into argumentation with her. But when he saw that she still continued the process and the other customers were bye passing his cart resulting into his financial loss his patience ran out. So he gathered courage and told the lady clearly with his hands folded.
Hawker: Memsaab humary request hai ki kripa apna ladyfinger wala naakhun humaari date mein na ghusayrhey nahin to humara sara calendar kharaab ho jayega
(Madam I request you not to poke your finger having long nails into the dates otherwise my complete calendar will get spoiled)
Everyone standing there who knew that a khajur is called date in English burst out laughing and the lady immediately told her helper to get 1 Kg of those dates and pushed away further without saying a word to the hawker.

The painless injection

The painless injection

A friend of mine, Kamal was very afraid of getting injected from his childhood and would always avoid it by requesting the doctor to substitute his treatment with pills instead of getting injections. He once got hurt in his workshop as a rusted metal cut his hand and there was risk of getting infected which would have resulted in septic if immediate treatment was not given. We went to the doctor who subscribed a Tetanus(TT) injection and adviced to get it at the earliest on the hips instead of shoulders as it contains more flesh and would give lesser pains comparitively . He requested for pills as usual but the doctor denied his request as the injection was mandatory requirement to be on the safer side. We came out of the clinic and as we were proceeding towards the chemist shop he said that he would do without injection since the wound was not so severe but I disagreed to his proposal and tried to convince him that there is nothing to worry and he should not behave like a child over such a small issue. The chemist overheard our conversation and said that he knows a technician who is a very skilled person and injects in a way that there is no pain felt by the customer and above all the best part of his technique is that he does not even ask any one to remove his clothes but injects directly from over the clothes with a disposable syringe. Saying this he gave his address which was just nearby. On hearing this Kamal was impressed and agreed for the injection only from this technician. I hesitatingly accompanied him since I was not convinced. When we reached there we saw a long queue of patients getting tratment from him and so did Kamal who joined the queue. When his turn came the tecnician filled the medicine in the syringe and asked Kamal to bow down in the standing position itself with his back side towards him and as he did he injected the syringe in the centre of his right bum, emptied the syringe and said it was over.
"Over ?" asked Kamal
"Yes" said the technician
"But I didn't come to know even" said Kamal astonishingly and I also watched amazingly.
"That’s what I am famous for " replied the technician smilingly.
I paid Rs 20/- to the technician while Kamal was adjusting his clothes and having the feel of his backside by touching it and there was no pain even after the medicine had entered his body and we came out.
While returning Kamal told me to stop near a fruitshop so that he could buy some good bananas as there was fruit market enroute . I stopped the car near a fruit shop and we both went to the fruit shop to buy the fruits. After buying them Kamal took out his purse to pay the money to the shopkeeper and handed over a hundred rupee note to him. The shopkeeper saw that note and returned it saying,
" Oh! saab! ye geela sarha hua note kyo de rahein hain isko change kar dijiyeh."(Sir,Why are you giving this wet and dilipidated note kindly change it)
Kamal took the note and saw that what the shopkeeper was saying was true as the currency note was actually spoiled so he took out his purse to change it and when he took out the other note he noticed that it was also wet and the next one was also in the same state and so were all of them . Not only this his purse was also sticky.
I understood the cause and with great difficulty was able to control myself from bursting out my laughter as the technician had injected into his purse instead of his hip and that was the reason he did not experience any pain and the complete medicine was spilled into his purse thereby making the currency notes sticky and dilipidated them with the effect of the medicine. I paid the money and told the shopkeeper
" Lagta hai saab ka purse washing machine mein galati se dhul gaya hoga " and we both sneaked out from there.
Kamal never hesitates to get himself injected now at the right time, from the right person, the right way and at the right place for he has learnt a lesson