The painless injection
A friend of mine, Kamal was very afraid of getting injected from his childhood a
nd would always avoid it by requesting the doctor to substitute his treatment with pills instead of getting injections. He once got hurt in his workshop as a rusted metal cut his hand and there was risk of getting infected which would have resulted in septic if immediate treatment was not given. We went to the doctor who subscribed a Tetanus(TT) injection and adviced to get it at the earliest on the hips instead of shoulders as it contains more flesh and would give lesser pains comparitively . He requested for pills as usual but the doctor denied his request as the injection was mandatory requirement to be on the safer side. We came out of the clinic and as we were proceeding towards the chemist shop he said that he would do without injection since the wound was not so severe but I disagreed to his proposal and tried to convince him that there is nothing to worry and he should not behave like a child over such a small issue. The chemist overheard our conversation and said that he knows a technician who is a very skilled person and injects in a way that there is no pain felt by the customer and above all the best part of his technique is that he does not even ask any one to remove his clothes but injects directly from over the clothes with a disposable syringe. Saying this he gave his address which was just nearby. On hearing this Kamal was impressed and agreed for the injection only from this technician. I hesitatingly accompanied him since I was not convinced. When we reached there we saw a long queue of patients getting tratment from him and so did Kamal who joined the queue. When his turn came the tecnician filled the medicine in the syringe and asked Kamal to bow down in the standing position itself with his back side towards him and as he did he injected the syringe in the centre of his right bum, emptied the syringe and said it was over.
"Over ?" asked Kamal
"Yes" said the technician
"But I didn't come to know even" said Kamal astonishingly and I also watched amazingly.
"That’s what I am famous for " replied the technician smilingly.
I paid Rs 20/- to the technician while Kamal was adjusting his clothes and having the feel of his backside by touching it and there was no pain even after the medicine had entered his body and we came out.
While returning Kamal told me to stop near a fruitshop so that he could buy some good bananas as there was fruit market enroute . I stopped the car near a fruit shop and we both went to the fruit shop to buy the fruits. After buying them Kamal took out his purse to pay the money to the shopkeeper and handed over a hundred rupee note to him. The shopkeeper saw that note and returned it saying,
" Oh! saab! ye geela sarha hua note kyo de rahein hain isko change kar dijiyeh."(Sir,Why are you giving this wet and dilipidated note kindly change it)
Kamal took the note and saw that what the shopkeeper was saying was true as the currency note was actually spoiled so he took out his purse to change it and when he took out the other note he noticed that it was also wet and the next one was also in the same state and so were all of them . Not only this his purse was also sticky.
I understood the cause and with great difficulty was able to control myself from bursting out my laughter as the technician had injected into his purse instead of his hip and that was the reason he did not experience any pain and the complete medicine was spilled into his purse thereby making the currency notes sticky and dilipidated them with the effect of the medicine. I paid the money and told the shopkeeper
" Lagta hai saab ka purse washing machine mein galati se dhul gaya hoga " and we both sneaked out from there.
Kamal never hesitates to get himself injected now at the right time, from the right person, the right way and at the right place for he has learnt a lesson
A friend of mine, Kamal was very afraid of getting injected from his childhood a
nd would always avoid it by requesting the doctor to substitute his treatment with pills instead of getting injections. He once got hurt in his workshop as a rusted metal cut his hand and there was risk of getting infected which would have resulted in septic if immediate treatment was not given. We went to the doctor who subscribed a Tetanus(TT) injection and adviced to get it at the earliest on the hips instead of shoulders as it contains more flesh and would give lesser pains comparitively . He requested for pills as usual but the doctor denied his request as the injection was mandatory requirement to be on the safer side. We came out of the clinic and as we were proceeding towards the chemist shop he said that he would do without injection since the wound was not so severe but I disagreed to his proposal and tried to convince him that there is nothing to worry and he should not behave like a child over such a small issue. The chemist overheard our conversation and said that he knows a technician who is a very skilled person and injects in a way that there is no pain felt by the customer and above all the best part of his technique is that he does not even ask any one to remove his clothes but injects directly from over the clothes with a disposable syringe. Saying this he gave his address which was just nearby. On hearing this Kamal was impressed and agreed for the injection only from this technician. I hesitatingly accompanied him since I was not convinced. When we reached there we saw a long queue of patients getting tratment from him and so did Kamal who joined the queue. When his turn came the tecnician filled the medicine in the syringe and asked Kamal to bow down in the standing position itself with his back side towards him and as he did he injected the syringe in the centre of his right bum, emptied the syringe and said it was over."Over ?" asked Kamal
"Yes" said the technician
"But I didn't come to know even" said Kamal astonishingly and I also watched amazingly.
"That’s what I am famous for " replied the technician smilingly.
I paid Rs 20/- to the technician while Kamal was adjusting his clothes and having the feel of his backside by touching it and there was no pain even after the medicine had entered his body and we came out.
While returning Kamal told me to stop near a fruitshop so that he could buy some good bananas as there was fruit market enroute . I stopped the car near a fruit shop and we both went to the fruit shop to buy the fruits. After buying them Kamal took out his purse to pay the money to the shopkeeper and handed over a hundred rupee note to him. The shopkeeper saw that note and returned it saying,
" Oh! saab! ye geela sarha hua note kyo de rahein hain isko change kar dijiyeh."(Sir,Why are you giving this wet and dilipidated note kindly change it)
Kamal took the note and saw that what the shopkeeper was saying was true as the currency note was actually spoiled so he took out his purse to change it and when he took out the other note he noticed that it was also wet and the next one was also in the same state and so were all of them . Not only this his purse was also sticky.
I understood the cause and with great difficulty was able to control myself from bursting out my laughter as the technician had injected into his purse instead of his hip and that was the reason he did not experience any pain and the complete medicine was spilled into his purse thereby making the currency notes sticky and dilipidated them with the effect of the medicine. I paid the money and told the shopkeeper
" Lagta hai saab ka purse washing machine mein galati se dhul gaya hoga " and we both sneaked out from there.
Kamal never hesitates to get himself injected now at the right time, from the right person, the right way and at the right place for he has learnt a lesson
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