Sunday, May 24, 2026

Upur1

 Chapter 1

Journey to the Hills

I was in Allahabad when my mother told me that my father was finally returning to India after completing his deputation in Nigeria. During his absence, we had been living with my grandparents in Allahabad, and though the house was full of affection and care, I missed my father deeply. The thought that our family would once again be together filled me with excitement.

Soon another piece of news followed. My father had been posted to a place called Udhampur in Jammu and Kashmir. The announcement transformed the entire atmosphere at home. Conversations erupted instantly—when would we leave, how would the luggage be transported, would we all travel together, or would Father go ahead first and call us later? Every room in the house echoed with plans and speculation.

For me, the transfer felt like the beginning of an adventure. Life in Allahabad had become predictable, and the idea of moving to a distant hill station thrilled me. I imagined snow-covered mountains, winding roads, new schools, new friends, and unfamiliar surroundings. More than anything else, however, I eagerly awaited the gifts Father would bring from abroad. In those days, foreign goods were rare treasures in India, and anything from overseas carried an irresistible charm.

The long-awaited day finally arrived. From early morning, I remained near the gate, determined to be the first person to welcome him home. His flight was delayed, which worried everyone in the family, but the moment the taxi finally stopped outside our house and my father stepped out, a wave of joy swept through the household. Suitcases were carried inside, hugs and greetings filled the air, and after paying the taxi driver, the family gathered around Father, eager to hear the story behind the delayed flight.

The delay, he explained, had occurred during his connecting flight through Rome. The unexpected halt had given him some time to see parts of the city. That immediately reminded me of the famous story my Grade IV teacher had narrated about Romulus and Remus—the twin brothers raised by a she-wolf on the banks of the River Tiber, who later founded Rome. I excitedly asked Father whether he had seen the statue of the she-wolf feeding the two children, which stood at a prominent place in the city.

After asking about my studies and health, Father finally opened his suitcase. Like any curious child, I had already been circling it, fascinated by its modern locking system, far more sophisticated than the ordinary suitcases I had seen before. After much fidgeting, I somehow managed to open it.

“I have brought something special for you,” Father said with a smile.

It was a calculator.

I stared at it in amazement. Calculators were almost unheard of in India then, and to me it seemed nothing short of magical. Numbers that once required long mental calculations appeared instantly on the tiny display. I pressed the buttons repeatedly, delighted beyond words. The suitcase held many more fascinating things—clothes, cosmetics, electronic items, and other foreign goods—but the calculator became my prized possession.

Very soon, the discussions shifted towards our move to Udhampur.

“It is a beautiful hill station,” Father assured my mother. “About two hours from Jammu on the road to Srinagar. I have served there before. It is peaceful and pleasant.”

The plan was finalized. Our luggage would travel separately by truck, while we would go by train to Jammu and then continue onward by Army transit bus.

The next few days were consumed by packing. Crockery was wrapped carefully in newspapers; cardboard sheets were placed between plates; fragile bowls were cushioned with bubble sheets. Old clothes were stuffed into empty spaces inside the boxes to protect delicate items during transport. I packed my toys personally, making sure not a single old toy was left behind. The scooter was wrapped in hessian cloth, naphthalene balls were tucked between winter clothes, and additional wooden boxes were prepared for the endless extra belongings that mysteriously accumulated during every transfer.

The entire exercise felt like a grand operation. Inventories were made for insurance purposes, locks were changed, and my school transfer certificate was carefully secured. While helping my mother fold clothes, move cartons, and discard unwanted items, I suddenly realized how many socks, handkerchiefs, and clothes I actually owned—most of which I could never locate when needed. It was my first real understanding of what shifting homes truly meant.

A week later, we sat inside a first-class coupe of an Indian train, preparing to leave Allahabad. My grandparents and aunt had accompanied us to the railway station. As the train slowly pulled away, I watched their waving hands until they disappeared into the distance. Soon the city vanished altogether, replaced by endless fields and moving trees outside the window.

Resting my head against the window bars, I tried to look as far ahead as possible, imagining our future life in Udhampur—the house we would live in, the school I would attend, the teachers I would meet, and the friends I would make.

Evening descended gradually. The setting sun glowed orange against the horizon while flocks of birds returned home in dark silhouettes. As darkness spread outside, the train lights came on inside the compartment, and the glass panes reflected our own little world within the cabin.

My younger brother sat happily with his milk bottle, swaying gently with the movement of the train as though he were still in his cradle. Soon Mother instructed me to climb to the upper berth prepared with an open holdall stuffed with soft clothes. After some time, dinner was handed to me in a tiffin box—vegetable curry, rotis, and mango pickle packed from home. Balancing the tiffin on the swaying berth without spilling anything became an adventure in itself. Even drinking water from the bottle required careful coordination to ensure it went into my mouth and not my nose.

Later, I discovered the small reading lamp fitted beside the berth and felt delighted when it lit up at the flick of a switch. I opened my Phantom comic and continued reading until sleep quietly overtook me.

The next morning, I awoke to the shrill voices of tea vendors outside the window. The train had halted at Aligarh station. A vendor handed us steaming tea in baked clay tumblers through the window bars. The aroma of wet earth mixed with cardamom tea created a fragrance I still remember vividly. The tea tasted perfect, especially in the cool morning air.

My younger brother found another source of entertainment. After finishing the tea, he would throw the empty clay cups from the moving train and laugh gleefully as they shattered on the tracks like tiny grenades.

By afternoon we were nearing Delhi, where we had to change trains. I bombarded Father with endless questions about railway tracks, emergency chains, train speed, and signaling systems. Soon the Red Fort appeared in the distance, followed by the Yamuna bridge, over which the train thundered noisily. Massive buildings began appearing outside the windows, and before long we rolled into Delhi station.

Coolies carried our luggage as we hurried across crowded platforms toward the Jammu-bound train. The vibrations caused by passing trains made the platform itself tremble beneath my feet. On a nearby track stood a giant steam engine. Curious, I took my younger brother close to show him its enormous wheels. Suddenly, the engine released a deafening whistle. My brother was so frightened that he burst into tears and wet himself. Even I was badly shaken, and we quietly returned to our parents.

Soon we boarded the next train. Since this journey was mostly during daylight, I spent nearly the entire time glued to the window. The scenery gradually changed. Rivers, bridges, green fields, and distant mountains appeared one after another. Whenever the train curved sharply, we could see the engine far ahead pulling the long line of bogies behind it. Each sight filled us with excitement.

As we approached Punjab and later Madhopur near Pathankot, the landscape became increasingly beautiful. Rivers widened, stations became smaller, and the air grew cooler. People now wore shawls, jackets, and woollen caps. The train crossed enormous bridges suspended high above flowing waters, and when we threw clay tumblers from the windows, they took so long to hit the river below that the train had often crossed the bridge before the splash appeared.

Occasionally, the train plunged into tunnels, surrounding us with sudden darkness and roaring echoes, only to burst moments later into dazzling sunlight that forced our eyes shut briefly.

Finally, Jammu appeared in the distance.

The station bustled with Army personnel carrying black steel trunks and holdalls, rushing to board outgoing trains. After disembarking, we boarded an Army transit bus and drove through the broad roads of Jammu city toward the transit camp. The camp looked exceptionally neat and beautiful, almost like a tourist resort. That evening I met several children travelling onward to different destinations—Akhnur, Srinagar, and Udhampur. Instantly, I felt a special bond with those heading to Udhampur, as though we already belonged to the same place.

The next morning, we began the final leg of our journey.

I secured a window seat in the bus as we left Jammu behind. Dewdrops sparkled on roadside leaves while the early morning sun rose slowly over the horizon. After crossing the Tawi River and passing the famous Karan Singh Palace road, the city faded behind us. Soon there were hills everywhere.

As the bus twisted along mountain roads, the sharp bends first thrilled me and later made me slightly nauseous. The coolness in the air increased steadily as we climbed higher. At Nandini Tunnel, the bus halted briefly near a row of small roadside stalls famous for paneer pakodas. We enjoyed the hot snacks while gazing at the deep valleys below.

Further ahead lay Jhajjarkotli, a beautiful picnic spot where shallow streams flowed over rocks while schoolchildren and tourists splashed happily in the water. From there onward, the road climbed relentlessly through hills and deep gorges.

At one point, I saw the distant Vaishno Devi hills rising majestically across the mountains.

Soon barbed-wire fencing and military areas began appearing along the road. We were approaching Udhampur.

My excitement returned instantly. Sitting upright, I stared eagerly through the window as we entered the Military Police barrier at Garhi. Small roadside shops lined the narrow roads, catering mainly to Army families. We crossed the famous Chopra Shop area before finally reaching the Army transit camp. From there another vehicle took us uphill to the Engineers’ Mess guest accommodation where we would stay temporarily until allotted a permanent house.

The journey had finally ended.

Ironically, my younger brother refused to get down from the vehicle. Accustomed to the large house we had occupied in Allahabad, he was horrified by the small guest room and began protesting loudly. After much persuasion from Mother, who assured him that we would soon receive a proper house, he reluctantly agreed.

That night, exhausted after the long rail and road journey, we ate dinner quietly in the room and fell asleep almost immediately.

The next morning, I stepped outside into the crisp mountain air. Dewdrops glistened on the grass while the rising sun illuminated the distant Vaishno Devi hills in shades of crimson and gold. The air was cool, pure, and completely different from the dusty plains I had known before. Birds chirped softly in the stillness of dawn.

Everything around me felt new—new surroundings, new school, new friends, and a completely new life waiting to unfold.

Curious, I wandered uphill toward a badminton court from where much of the cantonment was visible. Children wearing navy-blue school uniforms stood waiting for their school bus near the park. Watching them, I imagined myself soon becoming part of that routine.

Later that day, Father informed me that admission to the local Central School—Kendriya Vidyalaya—would require an entrance test. The news shocked me. I had already passed Class VIII at St. Joseph’s College in Allahabad, and my transfer certificate clearly mentioned my promotion to Class IX. I could not understand why another test was necessary.

Nevertheless, intensive preparations began immediately. Father coached me in Mathematics while Mother revised the remaining subjects with me. After several days of hard work, I appeared for the test and passed with good marks. Though some students scored higher, I secured admission because my father had undergone the maximum number of transfers in recent years, a criterion given special consideration in Kendriya Vidyalayas.

Another complication soon emerged—I was slightly underage. Until formal approval arrived from the Kendriya Vidyalaya Sangathan headquarters in New Delhi, I was permitted to attend classes unofficially. For several weeks, my name was absent during attendance, making me feel like an uninvited guest at someone else’s celebration.

Soon came the excitement of purchasing new books, a new school bag, and a completely new navy-blue uniform, so different from the sky-blue uniform of my previous school in Allahabad. Riding pillion on Father’s scooter through the bustling book market of Udhampur, I felt thrilled by the beginning of this new chapter in life.

That evening, I met a few boys in the park—Sampat, Bhushan, and Gajbir. Though slightly senior to me, they invited me to join them for badminton. They were disciplined and serious, while I was carefree, adventurous, and always eager for excitement. Still, friendships had begun to form.

Sunday passed quickly.

The next morning would be my first day in a new school, in a new town, amidst new people. As night fell over the hills of Udhampur, I lay awake wondering what awaited me at dawn.

Monday, April 27, 2026

 THE DONKEY RIDE

It was considered to be one of the warmest place in Punjab when my Father was posted at Bathinda in 1975 after we had just moved in from Amritsar. The area was undeveloped and mostly desert with sand all around. The city was under development at that time hence was scarcely populated. It had two huge towers of Thermal power plant due to which the city had gained its importance. I was a  9 year old kid and a student of St Joseph’s Convent school located about three kms from my house. I commuted to and fro on my bicycle with my friends through a short cut route by passing the main road to avoid traffic.

My friends accompanied me while on my way to school. By the time I reached the school 4 to 5 of my friends would have joined me by then. We all locked our cycles together at the cycle stand before going to classes so that we return together and  follow the same routine during our return journey.

On our way to school Javed, his brother, khalid and Shankar would join me at the power house road. Dinesh also would accompany us at times. So we were generally five of us in our group who developed intimacy with each other with passage of time. Apart from sharing our school note books, comics and the story books we also went for the outings on picnics and shared adventure with each other.

 On the outskirts of the city was the barren land and forest area where we often ventured out for a small game with my air gun and catapults with us. We even cooked the bird game in the fields by placing it over a tripod made by joining three thick wooden sticks together and lighting fire underneath to roast the hunted dove and pigeons. The feast was then shared by all of us which we relished after sprinkling salt, pepper and lemon on it. Shankar would keep himself away from the tasting part as was a veggie but took active part in hunting for fun.

We did stunts like jumping from trees holding a bed sheet from a height of about 10 feet on  sandy ground using it as a parachute to descend down experiencing the thrill of floating in air for a few seconds. Though it was a bit risky but the act added to our fun. Such acts were a routine for us in our day to day adventures.

One day Khalid and I were pedalling on our bikes when we saw four donkeys with reins hanging on from their heads. Khalid stopped and asked me to help him take a donkey aside under a shade of a tree with the reins. I helped him and when the animal quietly walked with us a new thought struck his mind.

“I will now mount on him and have a ride”, said Khalid.

“Are you mad he will kick so hard that you will loose all your senses”, I adviced him discouraging in doing the act.

“No! No! I have done it before at Bangalore and believe me it is going to be a great fun, you hold the reins while I mount on him” said Khalid emphatically which intrigued me also  from his confidence. Fearing the kick of the animal I  approached it from the side so that even if it kicked it would be in the direction either to the front or the rear  making me safe in both the cases.

“Don’t worry he is not a cow that he will kick you in front as donkeys and horses always kick at the back”, said Khalid again.

As I caught hold of the donkey’s leash and Khalid was about to mount from the side keeping his left hand on my right shoulder for  support to mount its back the donkey got panicky and suddenly jumped ahead to save himself from the load. Khalid fell flat on his bums on the ground cursing me that I had left the reins of the donkey.

“What could I do? By the time I could tighten the grip of my hand he just vanished with a jerk for which I was not prepared,” I clarified  to him and agreed to his point to tighten the grip next time.

“We will not leave that donkey and I will show you how to take a ride,” said Khalid getting up in anguish cleaning the backside of his trousers with both his hands.

We came back to his house and the matter was discussed with Javed who was actually my classmate and elder brother of Khalid. After hearing the incident he said advising Khalid,

“We should be careful next time and catch the way we did it at Bangalore”

“Yeah” replied Khalid.

“Then we have to get those ropes, the big and a small one,” said the experienced  Javed to his younger brother with me on the listening watch.

“We have it in our court yard,” said Khalid excitingly and he wasted not a second to get it.

We were now three of us on the task; To catch a donkey and then to take a ride on it. There were two tasks and not any one of it was simple. First to chase the animal and catch it and second to mount on it and take the ride.

Javed explained that after locating a donkey two of us would hold the longer rope from its either ends and run towards him forcing him to reach a corner having two sides blocked and the third side will be blocked by us with the rope resulting him to be trapped in between the three sides of a triangle. As soon as he gets trapped between the three sides, the loop made of the smaller rope will be put in one of his front leg quickly by the third person and it will be immediately lifted up so that his balance is only on his remaining three legs on the ground as a result of which he will not be able to jump or kick as would lose balance on his two remaining legs if he plans to kick with the third leg.  It was a deeply thought of and logical plan which seemed to have emerged after a lot of experience of my expert friends.

The first task of chasing and bringing the animal to the nearest available corner available in situ was a difficult one as it involved a lot of running and chasing the animal while the second task was of courage since involved risk of getting hurt if not acted swiftly with confidence.

The target was soon located chewing the cud like a cow in a nearby field; a lovely looking donkey of pure white colour and medium height till our chest levels. He had long beautiful ears which he raised and lowered time and again moving his tail simultaneously to shoo away the flies. He was looking down towards the field where he was grazing. We located a corner with a wall of the house as one side and a fence at right angles to it  the other making a perfect place where he was to be trapped.

I and khalid held the long rope from its ends which was about 3m long and quietly lifted it up at just about one feet from the ground. On getting the signal from Javed we started approaching him quietly from his rear so that were out of his sight lest he runs away. We were about 10 m from him when Khalid indicated with a jerk in the rope to raise it further up at two feet and run towards the animal. I did as was told and we sprinted towards him. Sensing from the sound of the disturbed grass created due to our sprint he understood that something is wrong and as a result he also sprinted ahead. His two leaps took him about 10 more metres away from us and we chased and chased till we were tired. The first plan failed.

We waited for him to stop which he did and we were again on the task. He also enjoyed playing with us and would stop after two leaps, waited for us to come near him and again leaped forward as we approached him. He made us sweat and we were dead tired within a few minutes.

Javed called and told us to wait for some more time. The next move was not to chase him but to collect some grass hold it in hand  and then lure him. We soon collected a bunch of it to present the bouquet to our friend. I took the grass and approached the donkey alone. Surprisingly he did not run, first because it was a friendship gesture, secondly he was hungry and preferred a ready made meal thirdly, he was sure that there was no rope with me to catch him and lastly that I was all alone. As I approached him he gazed with his attractive eyes into mine giving an innocent look.  I offered the bunch of grass to him. As he brought his mouth forward to get hold of the grass with his eyes focussed on me Khalid shouted,

“Catch hold of his ears”

“Shut up! I cannot do this he has approached me with a gesture of friendship how can I betray him. It would amount to cheating and be an abuse to the trust of a human being. We can resort to it later”

I replied to Khalid and continued feeding him gently caressing his forehead with smooth fur on it. My hand strokes went downwards unlike in xase of a dog where it is  the other way round.

Khalid had tried to use me as a bait with a bunch of grass to attract that beautiful donkey but it failed due to the trust which I maintained between me and that animal. It made me forget that I was to catch him. As a result of my inaction to hold his ears Khalid started to advance slowly towards me so that he comes within the range to hold that  donkey. The donkey however sensed his motive and immediately pulled the grass from my hand  jumped and ran away some distance  After taking a few steps he looked at Khalid and brayed,

“Dhaaaaaaaaaanchhooooooooooooooo” and galloped few leaps ahead indicating that he is smarter than us.

We were tired now and it was for sure that this Mr Smarty is not going to be our game for the day. Javed then pointed to another donkey who stood at the same place where Smarty was there initially. Khalid now gestured me to start over again and give a fresh try.

Inspite of being so tired I  again started off to achieve the expected  result as we had already wasted two hours. We chased him similarly but this time we brought him to the trap since he got confused where to go. This time the the animal behaved like a true donkey. Making use of the situation Javed made a lightening move and got hold of his left forelimb. He raised it in his right hand to about one feet from the ground bringing the weight on his three legs after which he did not budge. The small rope was immediately tied to his forelimb and held tight by Javed . At this juncture Khalid attempted to mount from the side but could not as the donkey was able to place his foot on to the ground since the rope loosened from Javed’s hand but was immediately pulled up as I joined Javed in pulling it back again.

Khalid now attempted mounting from the rear and managed to sit on it with a jump. He adjusted his position slightly towards the rear on the donkey.

After sitting and securing his position holding the donkey firmly by its fur on the neck he asked Javed to leave the small rope.. As soon as Javed left the rope the donkey jumped and started to gallop. Khalid was on it and must have enjoyed those three leaps after which he carefully slipped back getting down from his rear but slipped while landing on the ground falling on the loose mud. He was luckily not hurt but had his quota of enjoyment for the day. Watching him thrilled I also got inspired for having the next the donkey ride.

Next time I took the ride but my heart skipped the beat  when I took the first solo leap with him. After the second leap I carefully slid down from his rear side fortunate enough not to get a kick from his back side. I learnt it later that horses and donkeys are to be mounted and dismounted from the sides. The donkey was kind enough to all of us for not kicking us from his back.

This new sport spread like a wildfire in our group and it became a routine affair thereafter to have the donkey ride. We soon became experts in catching them and having a solo ride thereafter.

One fine day we took our friend Shankar with us to get him the ride as he also had expressed his desire to experience the same after listening to our adventure stories which we narrated in the school. We started the same exercise. Shankar had just brought his brand new cycle with him that day. The teams were divided into two groups comprising two of us in each including the ropes. Javed held the smaller rope.

We chased a donkey who somehow went towards the market side this time but we followed him to divert his move towards the trap. While he was being chased by us he took a turn from the other side astride the main road where a turban dyer shop was located. The turbans were spread in the open and its ends were tied to the trees for drying them  up in sun after dyeing.There were number of them placed adjacent to each other. The donkey was on the chase by our two teams and finding no other way to escape he turned towards the area where the turbans were hung for drying. Having no other option to escape anywhere else he went right through them tearing them one after the other in despair. I could see him running ahead thereafter from in between the torn turbans. It appeared as if some missile went past straight through all the turbans as the objects at the other end were visible through the torn coloured turbans.

Seeing the turbans tear into pieces the shopkeeper first looked towards them as if was watching some action movie but after coming to his senses and realising that the turbans belonged to his customers he ran after the donkey with a stick to shoo him away. It was too late as the animal was already hundreds of yards away from him by then. He looked at us holding the ropes in our hands and understood the complete story within a fraction of a second. He ran towards us and gave us a good chase. Since he was too fast he caught hold of Shankar and started abusing him in punjabi of which Shankar could not make a head or tail of it. He confiscated his new bicycle and asked him  to call his Father to whom he would return the bicycle after taking the cost of damages incurred. Shankar was shocked and very depressed. He pleaded to the shopkeeper time and again to return his brand new cycle but all in vain. Shankar did not cry but returned to the next crossing where we all were waiting for him. As he narrated the whole incident we all became very tense.

How much money do you have in your pocket?” asked Javed from me.

“Five rupees” I said.

“And you?” he asked Shankar

“Three” replied Shankar

“What about you Khalid?”

“I just have fifty paise left” said Khalid

“And I have about eight rupees, which makes it to a total of Rs 16 and paise fifty” said Javed.

“How much does a turban cost? Javed asked me.

“Hey! I have not yet started to tie it nor have any idea of its cost” I replied.

Nobody amongst us had any idea of the cost of  a turban. Our young minds were under the impression that we would be able to reach the cost price by our collection and resolve the matter at our level to get Shankar’s bike released from the shopkeeper. Everyone feared that if the matter reached our parents we surely would land up in a serious problem.

Shankar was the most tensed as his property was confiscated and hesitated to go back home. It was getting dark and our playtime was also coming to an end so was Shankar’s patience. Not being able to hold on any longer he said,

“Lets go to the shopkeeper and ask him the cost”

“Are you mad he only has your bicycle and if we go to him he will keep one of us as security and create a ruckus, maybe he may report to police to get his money,” said Khalid discouraging his idea to be implemented.

“Yes we should not go now,” added Javed to his statement

“Ok then we should go to some other shop and ask the cost of turban,” I put forward my advice to them.

My advice was accepted and we proceeded to another shop. When we came to know the actual cost of a new turban we all were shocked as it turned out to be about Rs 150/- each. We were not knowing how many of them were torn by our friend; the donkey. Even if we calculate for three of them it would be a minimum of Rs 450/- and we were planning to sort the matter out with just Rs 16 and paise fifty only. So there was no point hiding the fact any longer and we adviced Shankar to narrate the whole story to his Dad. We also suggested him to add in his narration that the donkey went on his own and we did not have any role in it to be on the safer side. Shanker with great fear and hesitation had no choice but to agree. With great difficulty we persuaded him to move towards his house without his bicycle.

We all waited at a distance from his house as were not interested in sharing the gifts he was expected to receive from his Dad. After some time we saw Shankar coming out of his house along with his Dad hurriedly. They both went on a scooter and we followed them from a distance. They reached the spot where his bicycle was parked near the turban dyeing shop. His Father went to the owner and was having a chitchat with him which slowly turnout to be heated conversation. The discussion was loud and we clearly heard the shopkeeper conversing in punjabi blaming us all for forcing the donkey to run through the turbans converting them into bits and pieces of rags.

“What do I do with these and what reply do I give to my customers when they come to collect their turbans from me” pleaded the shopkeeper to Shanker’s father.

“But the donkey ran on his own so why do you blame the children?”argued his Dad with him.

“Sir! Do you think I am so mean that I would confiscate their bicycle for it if they were not to be blamed. You please ask your son and his friends who were with him. They all were having a fun game playing with the donkeys chasing them” replied the shopkeeper to his father truthfully.

His Dad looked at Shankar and understood the case.

“Are you sure that it was their fault?” asked Shanker’s father to the shopkeeper for the last time in his south Indian accent.

“Sir I do not have any proof except asking the donkey as kids will not agree being scared of thrashing. You may ask the donkey if you so desire” the shopkeeper said with a smile.

Shanker’s Dad looked at the donkey wondering how he could have torn the turbans while we looked at his next reaction.

The donkey meanwhile brayed again and ran away from there indicating to Shanker’s father that what the shopkeeper is saying is pure truth and nothing else so he should pay the bill and finish off the matter.

Probably Shanker’s father received his message and asked the shopkeeper

“How much is the damage?”

“Sir the donkey has torn four turbans but since they were not new ones I’ll ask for only three hundred rupees.”

His father immediately gave three currency notes of Rs 100/- each from his purse and handed them over to him.

We saw Shanker holding his bicycle with a sense of relief on his face. He was happy and quietly pedalled his new bike following his Father on scooter while they proceeded towards their house. We also followed him to console him and say sorry for the inconvenience caused. We stopped about hundred metres from his house and soon after 10 minutes Shanker came out after locking his bicycle in his house.

We all met him as fans meet their favourite film star for getting the autographs. He narrated the conversation of his Dad with the shopkeeper word by word while we listened to him with raised eyebrows. After he finished I said on behalf of all of us,

“Now we will not play such games as it has led to so much of loss.”

“Next time we will not carry our bicycles if we have to resort to such adventures” said Khalid while we all looked at him.

Friday, April 3, 2026

AC in DC Motor

 It was 1983, my first year of Civil Engineering at GND Engineering College, Bidar. Among our subjects was Elements of Electrical Engineering, and the dreaded viva voce in the electrical lab had turned the place into a tense arena. Confident while solving numericals on paper, we first-year students suddenly found ourselves uneasy, for the examiner’s questions were as unpredictable as they were few—and likely to be repeated.

A peculiar system of “intelligence gathering” emerged. As one student faced the examiner, the rest of us stood outside with sharpened ears, trying to catch every possible word. The goal was simple: decode the questions in advance and prepare answers through hurried discussions.

Soon, one question echoed through the corridor like a challenge: “What happens if Alternating Current (AC) is fed into a Direct Current (DC) motor?” It sounded straightforward, yet none of us could confidently explain it.

Speculation took over. One student, with a serious Punjabi flair, declared, “Oh kambegi (It will shiver).” Another countered dramatically, “Nahin oh chaalaa maregi (It will jump off its base!).” Not to be left behind, a third whispered ominously, “Oh da pataka vaj jaaoga (It will blast).” Each theory sounded more entertaining than the last, but none brought us closer to a proper answer.

Realizing we were going in circles, we turned to our lab assistant, Nirvail Singh—a quiet man known for his practical wisdom. Approaching him felt almost like seeking guidance from a guru. “Sir, please tell us… what happens if AC is given to a DC motor?” we asked, hoping for a crisp, textbook explanation.

He didn’t respond immediately. Instead, he leaned back, looked up at the ceiling, and closed his eyes. The silence that followed was intense. We stood there, convinced that he was mentally revisiting circuit diagrams and electrical principles. It felt as though he was preparing to reveal something profound.

Finally, he opened his eyes and, with calm certainty, delivered his verdict in Punjabi: “Oh chal te jayegi… par oh mazaa nahin aayega (It will run, but that fun will not be there).”

For a moment, we were speechless. Then the simplicity—and brilliance—of the answer sank in. There would be no explosions, no dramatic shaking or jumping. The motor would indeed run, but not efficiently or smoothly. It was a perfect, practical explanation without a trace of technical jargon.

Relief swept over us, followed by suppressed laughter. His words, though simple, conveyed more clarity than all our wild assumptions combined. We quickly framed the explanation in more formal terms for the examiner: a DC motor on AC supply would run with fluctuating torque, reduced efficiency, and excessive heating, as it was not designed for alternating current.

That day, Nirvail Singh became more than just a lab assistant—he was our savior. His earthy wisdom had not only answered our question but also eased our anxiety. We walked into the viva room with newfound confidence.

In the end, his line captured the essence better than any textbook ever could: the motor would run—but not the way it was meant to.

Wednesday, March 18, 2026

The Asymmetric Bout

 The ongoing asymmetric contest between Iran and the United States curiously brings back memories from an unlikely arena—the boxing ring at the Indian Military Academy (IMA). War, much like boxing, is not always about strength alone; sometimes it is about unpredictability, instinct, and survival.

At the IMA, cadets from diverse entries converge for a year of final training before commissioning. Among them are the Technical Graduates—fondly called “techoes”—who step into military life for the first time. In contrast are the seasoned cadets from the National Defence Academy (NDA), already tempered by three rigorous years of military grooming. Both streams must pass through a mandatory boxing bout, less to produce champions and more to instill resilience.

The difference, however, is stark. NDA cadets, even if average sportsmen, possess a working knowledge of boxing—footwork, guard, timing. The techo, on the other hand, often enters the ring with wide eyes and a racing heart, unfamiliar with both the sport and its discipline. The Directing Staff (DS), unwavering in their mission, ensures that every cadet “experiences” boxing—often interpreted as staying in the ring until one tastes blood, quite literally. Unsurprisingly, techoes dread the bout, particularly against NDA opponents.

Yet, what seems like a mismatch carries a twist. NDA cadets, despite their experience, are equally apprehensive when paired with a techo. The reason lies in unpredictability. A trained boxer adheres to rules; a novice, especially after the first stinging blow, abandons them. Reflex replaces technique. Punches fly wild, kicks may follow, and targets become indiscriminate—from head to groin. It is raw survival instinct at play. The cost? Punishment for foul play—usually an extended bout against a company boxer, often ending in a decisive knockout.

One such episode remains etched in memory. A friend—let us call him Gentleman Cadet Himmat Singh—had earned himself such a punishment. Facing a seasoned company boxer was no small ordeal. As he prepared, visibly tense, I leaned in and whispered a piece of battlefield wisdom disguised as mischief: “At the first solid punch, just go down. Stay down. A knockout gets you out of the ring immediately.”

The bout began. A few exchanges later, a punch grazed his forehead—hardly devastating. Yet, true to plan, Himmat dramatically collapsed, lying flat as though struck senseless. The referee began the count. Eight… nine… ten. Declared knocked out, he was instructed to leave.

But victory betrayed him.

The moment he heard the command to exit, he sprang up with the enthusiasm of a man reprieved from execution. In that instant, the façade crumbled. The DS, unimpressed, ordered a rematch. This time, there was no theatrics—only a genuine, punishing encounter that ended with Himmat truly knocked out, nursing a bleeding nose.

Later, as I helped bandage him, I couldn’t resist a quiet remark: “You should have savored your victory a little longer. Happiness, like survival, needs timing.”

The lesson was simple yet profound. Whether in a boxing ring or in the realm of asymmetric warfare, raw instinct can level the playing field against a stronger adversary. But strategy does not end with survival—it extends to composure, patience, and understanding the rhythm of the environment. Even success, if displayed prematurely or without awareness, can invite unintended consequences.

In war, as in life, it is not just about how you fight—but also about how you endure, adapt, and exit.


Friday, January 30, 2026

INDIA-EU PARTNERSHIP ENTERS STRATEGIC PHASE AHEAD

The Pioneer Hyderabad 22 Jan 26 Page 8

The forthcoming visit of European Union leadership to India during the Republic Day celebrations marks an important moment in India-EU relations. Central to the visit is the proposed India-EU Free Trade Agreement, often described as the ‘mother of all deals’ due to its economic and strategic scope. The agreement seeks to expand trade in goods and services, promote investment, and streamline regulations while carefully addressing sensitive sectors on both sides.

Beyond trade, the partnership is expected to deepen cooperation in renewable energy, clean technology, defence, digital governance, and climate action. These areas align with India’s development priorities and the EU’s global sustainability goals. Strengthened ties will also help Indian businesses reduce over-dependence on the United States by diversifying export markets, supply chains, and technology partnerships. Access to the EU’s large unified market and increased European investment can enhance India’s economic resilience and strategic autonomy. For the EU, India represents a stable and growing partner in a volatile global environment.

Overall, the visit symbolises a forward-looking partnership built on shared democratic values, balanced global engagement, and long-term stability, reinforcing India’s role as a key global economic and strategic partner.

The visit underscores the growing strategic and economic convergence between India and the European Union. Its outcome will shape a durable partnership rooted in stability, diversification, and shared values.

RS NARULA | PATIALA


Thursday, December 25, 2025

The Feathered Veteran


The Feathered Veteran

At the Coffee Café of Airawat CSD, Patiala, amid the familiar clatter of cups and the comforting hiss of the coffee machine, lives a character no one forgets after meeting her once. She has no nameplate, no rank badges, and no official posting order—yet she is as permanent a fixture as the counter itself. A single-legged common myna, she is the café’s most respected resident and, by unanimous consent of the soldiers, a veteran of Airawat Division.

Her entry is always dramatic. One moment you are seated, eyes fixed on the counter, waiting for the lady-in-charge to call out your coffee. The next moment—without footsteps, without warning—she appears beside your table. Not fluttering, not nervous, but composed, as if she has checked the attendance register and found you duly present. She hops once, balances perfectly, and settles down. The message is unmistakable: I am waiting too.

She waits patiently, head cocked, eyes sharp. Those eyes—large, expressive, deer-like—are framed by a striking yellow patch that gives her an alert, almost ceremonial look. Her beak is a precision instrument. When a crumb from your samosa finally drops, she locks on with the focus of a trained marksman. One swift peck. Direct hit. No wasted motion. The word “miss” clearly never made it into her vocabulary.

Her missing leg, far from defining her, seems irrelevant in the way she carries herself. There is no self-pity, no hesitation—only balance earned through experience. Among the soldiers, it is jokingly said that she draws a “disability pension,” paid daily in crumbs, biscuits, and affection. And like all seasoned veterans, she has mastered the art of survival without complaint.

What makes her extraordinary is her trust. She eats without fear, inches away from boots and uniforms, moving freely among humans she considers her own. Soldiers returning tired from duty find her waiting, offering silent companionship. Some talk to her, some smile at her, and some—quite seriously—whisper their wishes to her while placing a choice morsel nearby. Faith, after all, often finds unusual homes.

She responds not with flight, but with eye contact. She studies faces as if recognizing old comrades, holding each gaze a second longer than expected. In that quiet exchange, something softens. Stress loosens its grip. The weight of orders, deadlines, and responsibilities lifts, if only briefly.

Throughout the day, she patrols the café, greeting newcomers, supervising tables, and reminding everyone that courage doesn’t always roar. Sometimes, it hops.

Her presence has become more than a curiosity. Customers linger longer. Conversations slow. Laughter comes easier. In a space designed for quick refreshments, she has introduced an unexpected pause—a moment of reflection.

She is not disabled; she is differently abled. She has adapted, endured, and found her place without demanding sympathy. In her small, feathered form lies a powerful lesson: survival is not about perfection, but resilience.

Perhaps that is why soldiers understand her so well. They, more than most, recognize quiet bravery. They know that service is not limited by form or species. And so, in the Coffee Café of Airawat CSD, a one-legged myna stands tall—an unspoken reminder that dignity, courage, and belonging are earned not by how we look, but by how steadfastly we carry on.


Sunday, June 29, 2025

The Sensuous Bet

 THE SENSUOUS BET


It was Bidar, a beautiful place both from climate and scenic point of view at the border of Andhra, Maharashtra and Karnataka where our Engineering college was located. We hailed from the third batch as the college had just started afresh. The infrastructure lacked a few important buildings which were yet to be constructed. A makeshift hostel on a temporary basis was thus made functional in the Gurudwara complex itself. It was a four storeyed building in which the ground floor had rooms meant for the pilgrims, the first floor for the senior students, the second floor for the first year students and the third floor which had only three rooms for the Asst warden and two rooms on either side of his room. Each floor had 25 rooms each. I being a second year student was on the 1st Floor with my room partner, Harpal Singh who was from Nagpur.


Immediately opposite to our building facing us was yet another one which though smaller in size had the same no of floors in it. It accommodated the office staff like Warden, teachers and librarian. The top floor of it was converted into a similar kind of hostel for girls like ours. There was a road passing in between the two hostels which descended from a hill about 30metres high finally leading into the valley and terminating at the place where the Sikh historic Gurudwara, ‘Nanak Jhira’ was actually located. The top floors of both the hostels were nearly at the same level.


The red lateritte soil of Bidar with the tombs of Muslim Peers located near the Gurudwara campus surrounded by the cluster of trees and green fields behind it gave a spectacular sight to the tourists who came for seeking mental solace. The setting sun in the clear blue sky with radiating red streaks in the sky erupting from the horizon was yet another wonder to watch from our hostel terrace.


Adjacent to the main temple guest rooms which were just on the left side of the temple was a beautiful orchard with a tube well spread to 4 hectares: A paradise with perfect silence except for the sound of birds and the tube well water falling in the drain one could hear. I often visited this orchard with my friends to study when had matter to learn by heart as found it a perfect place for that with no one to disturb. When tired would relax on the bed sheet which we carried alongwith under the tree over the soft grass. It was more like a picnic outing combined with studies as we had snacks and waterbottle also with us.


The only disadvantage of staying in the hostel was pedalling the long distance of 10kms to and fro which we had to repeat twice as returned for lunch also. The ascent of climbing the hill further added to the degree of difficulty to the long route. The journey to college started everyday dragging the bicycles while we ascended the hill making a total pedalling of 20 kms daily. Some of us dozed off in the college lecture after mid day meal when the subject was theoretical.


After returning from the college we had a catnap to refresh ourselves, visited the Gurudwara for the prayers in the evenings, sat down for a cup of tea in the Dhaba (A makeshift hotel where good quality punjabi food is prepared including tea and snacks) located just outside our hostel and then off to our studies. We frequented the place during our breaktime in the studies to refresh ourselves with pakoras (a Punjabi snack with gramflour fried in oil) and tea. On Sundays we had the aaloo ka parantha (potato chapatti) at the same place.


The study sessions continued till late nights. The study style varied from individual to individual. Some carried on till late after starting at 9 pm while some slept immediately after the dinner and commenced their sessions from 1 am to continue till 5 in the morning. As a result of this one or the other hostel light always remained switched on for nearly the whole night. Majority of the lights were off by 1 am.


Lot of tourists visited that place and generally stayed in our hostel premises. Thus interaction with them could not be avoided especially at the Dhaba during the tea time. Apart from having tea to refresh themselves the students visited their favourite place to have a good look at the fairer sex of their age groups who came as tourists from all over the world. They kept ordering tea and snacks recurringly to prolong their sitting sessions unknowingly contributing to the Dhabawalla’s profit.


Our college hardly had any girl students barring a few from Delhi, Punjab and some south Indians who all resided in the girl’s hostel opposite us. They always maintained a distance from boys and seldom mixed up with the students not belonging to their discipline. None of them appeared to be fashionable probably due to the religious atmosphere prevailing at that place but still looked graceful with their Dupatta (veil) covering their heads.


One amongst them, Amrita Khanna was fair coloured, slim and reasonably tall girl who did exhibit some signs of modernity and had a bit of sex appeal which was enough to attract any guy due to scarce demand of the fairer sex.


The girl’s hostel had a balcony towards us which could accommodate four to five of them who sat in the evenings on their chairs facing our hostel windows. They acted like ‘Manekas’ and distracted our studies especially those whose study tables faced the window. It resulted into a showing off business on both the sides. Come evenings, the windows of the rooms opened automatically where smartly dressed boys made their presence felt by the girls with both holding a book and gazing each other. They even sprayed some perfume knowing fully well that the smell of the same would hardly reach a few feet away from their rooms and then vanish outside the window not reaching any of the girls sitting in the balcony. Some switched on their modified music systems which they had made by placing the speaker on the top of an empty Ghara (mud pot used for storing and keeping the water cool in summers) facing it inside to have a higher bass effect. Some could be seen doing push ups bending on the windows and so on.


The other side in the girls hostel also reciprocated accordingly. Sitting in style with partially exposed legs, showing modelling stances, open hair waving with the wind of the table fan kept near them and holding an open book in their hands. At times they sat in their night dresses which would be enough to titillate the loaded guys. In spite of all this no one still had the guts to go and speak to any of them. It was considered to be a great achievement if anyone dared to take a bold step of talking to them in front of everyone. If any one of the boys even said ‘hello’ and she would respond just by nodding he would be the hero of the day. It was not that no one had come from a co ed school but the trend was such that pairing up was not in vogue mainly due to their minority and religious atmosphere of the Gurudwara where such things were not warranted as against today’s modern atmosphere in schools and colleges.


The routine carried on as per the traditions until one day a discussion took off amongst us just a few days short of the festival of Holi (the colour festival) that it would be exciting if we put colours on the girls especially Amrita and have the sensuous touch felt.


“Is it possible?” remarked one of us while we were working on a drawing sheet which was to be submitted the next day. We generally sat together keeping our drawing boards in one of the friend’s room where we made the complicated drawings together to avoid any mistake and shared the instruments alongwith. We generally chatted whole night to keep ourselves awake as it involved long hours to finish the work.


“What’s so great in it? Have you not put colour on any girl earlier?”I asked one of my friend,


“That’s a different thing but in this prevailing atmosphere it is not so easy. Entering with colours in the girls hostel, climbing the stairs in the ‘out of bound area’, knocking their door and physically putting colours on them apart from wishing them happy holi in an area where the room of the warden is just next door and coming back in one piece intact is not an easy task” remarked Kanwaljit while holding the drafter with a pencil in his hand.


“Yes some risk is there but can be managed as it does not sound to be that difficult.” I replied.


“Does she know you?” he asked


“Not really she knows me as much as she knows you as we live right in front of her hostel. She is not from civil engineering dept but is in mechanical division as far as I know about her.”I continued.


“What if she refuses to entertain?” he said to infer what I would say next.


“Then quietly come down like a gentlemen and relax. This much embarrassment you should be able to gulp.” I replied.


“No! I don’t agree with you, it is difficult and nobody can do it” said Kanwaljit.


“Yes I also think that it is not that difficult if two of us go together” intervened Dhillon.


“Please do not fire blank rounds in air. Say yes if you can do it or else switch over to some other topic” said kanwaljit changing the cassette in the tape recorder to switch over to other song which we were listening to in the background.


“We can do it” said Dhillon sternly to Kanwaljit.


“Chal lag gayee bet”(Ok We’ll have a bet) said Kanwaljit.


Dhillon looked at me expecting me to reply as he was finding it difficult to utter the word ‘yes’ after it turned into a bet.


“Kitney ki?” (For how much?)


“One treat at Barid Shahi Hotel” replied Kanwaljit.


I thought it not to be a bad deal but there was definitely some risk involved as it was a question of embarrassment which we may have to face. Moreover if caught red handed the incident would spread like wildfire in the college. But optimistic thoughts overpowered the pessimistic ones. I saw nothing wrong in the act since had used colours while playing it with girls in our schooltime.


The case here was different and the difference was of environment. It was more of a phobia of breaking the ice. After giving a long thought I said,


“Done. Lets do it.”


Dhillon looked at me with curiosity and said,


“I’ll accompany you”


The deal was made and there were about three days left for Holi.


After the bet was made I started feeling a bit heavier than usual as the complete responsibility of breaking the ice rested on me but I consoled myself that Dhillon will be with me for the moral support so I need not worry. Now the next big question in front of me was,


How to do it?


I had to formulate a plan accordingly to cover the risk and it started to appeal to me as if I had to plan a robbery secretly.


‘No I am not going to do the wrong way’ my mind tried to convince me again and again. The best thing would be to go like an ordinary student, enter the girl’s hostel for paying best wishes to the warden. If he meets on the way say Happy Holi and return. If not carry on to the Girls hostel, do the job and quietly come back. It was safe to go to the warden’s room which was on the lower floor just below the girl’s hostel.


What if while climbing upstairs someone asks me why I was going to the girl’s hostel?


Then I would reply,


“I came to return her notebook.”


No this may not work as I may get the reply as,


“Did you not find any other day and place to return the notebook?”


What would I say then?


“Actually Amrita’s mother had sent this letter by hand while I was coming back from Amritsar so I am going to give it to her.” Will this reply work? I asked myself.


But when did you go to Amritsar? The letter could have been posted by her mother directly why particularly you.” replied my conscience.


“Hey this is mind boggling” said my brain.


“To hell with all this I will say I am going to wish her happy Holi.” replied my heart instantly.


Yes this sounds reasonable and I have to say this only if someone catches me going upstairs the chances of which were very less if I went at the appropriate time. So why think so much on this matter. The more you think about the consequences difficult it becomes to take the decision.


My mind was stabilised now as I had worked out all the options of the worst case scenarios. What would happen worst cum worst? At the most I will be asked to return back. OK I’ll come back considering it to be bad luck.


I found the truthful part as the most reasonable solution. The dictum ‘Failure is the first step to success’ would be enough to convince my mind then. Karm kiye jaa phal ki ichcha mat kar insaan (Keep working and do not bother about the results ‘O’ man) would further supplement the failure which was the last thought after which I was convinced.


The next day I kept a watch on the movements of people who entered the girl’s hostel building noting their in and out timings like conducting a traffic survey. The milkman came at 7 in the morning, the maids entered at 0830h and were out by 1000h, the teachers came out from 0800 to 0930 h being a holiday and were all in by 1100h, the girls also were out in the morning and returned back by 1200h. There was no movement except one odd person not of relevance between 1200 to 1330h after which hardly anyone came out to Dhaba for the lunch. There was stunned silence from 0330h to 5 PM in the evening as everybody rested at that time. I asked Dhillon to carry on the survey work on the next day also as there was only one more day left now. He also recorded the data and when we both matched our results we came to a conclusion that the time between 1200 and 1330h was the most suitable. Moreover going at the time of least disturbance would also be not favourable as would draw attention of everyone in case of any noise. The time period was thus set after 1200h.


The D day soon arrived. As I got up from the bed in the morning, Dhillon came to my room and wished me and Harpal ‘Happy Holi’ putting some dry colours on both of us. I was happy since it was a holiday permitting us to get up late but soon reminded me of the great act we had to perform raising my heartbeat a little. We both got up and went to the Dhaba for the good breakfast which we generally had on holidays. While we were going down Kanwaljit joined us on the way and reminded of the bet with a smile. I had nothing to say so smiled back at him while Dhillon looked at me with a deadpan face as his expression changed with my reply. I placed my hand on Dhillon’s back and said,


“So ready for the bet?”


“Yes yes I am with you but let us have the breakfast to the full for all you know what will be our state later” replied Dhillon.


“Yaar you are speaking as if we are going for a military raid in the enemy area. Why are you so tense?”I said to him hiding my own fear.


“I am not tense as I will follow you. In fact you have to think whether you are tense or not” replied Dhillon to me.


“There is nothing to worry whatever has to happen will happen, it is all written here”, I said pointing my forefinger to my head.


He only smiled back while others looked curious as if were waiting to watch the interesting match which was to begin shortly.


We reached the Dhaba and waited for the Paranthas to come while we sipped tea till then. As we were chitchatting Shamsher, one of the student who had a deadly appearance with a thick beard and projecting eyes like a typical villager arrived and joined our discussion. He lived outside the hostel in city area and had come to Gurudwara being a holiday. We all wished Holi to each other and put some dry colours inside his shirt from his collar after which he ran away from there. Everyone was in high spirits and in a mood to play pranks with each other. We soon had our breakfast and were ready for playing colours with our friends who were expected to come to our location. They soon joined us and it was dry and wet colouring thereafter inside the hostel premises which we enjoyed to our hearts content.


I however had the plan to be executed at the back of my mind which started to disturb me as the time was closing in. I soon saw Amrita with her friends coming towards the adjacent Dhaba as there were three of them in line with each other. All the seats in the hotel were occupied with hardly any place to sit due to the tourist rush. A wavering thought struck my mind,


‘Should I go put colours now itself and finish the job since she will not refuse in front of everyone nor will it look odd being a festival. It would then save me from the process of going stealthily to their hostel with a sense of fear.’ I asked Dhillon about it.


“Are you mad? If other boys see us we will be the talk of the town in the college. Moreover chain reaction of colouring her will start the moment we do the opening and what if some guy does something wrong you will be the first one to be blamed” said Dhillon sharply and with his logical appearing advice I dropped the idea.


We soon went inside our hostel. The girls also got up from there and proceeded ahead. I sat in the window of my room open while others were busy sharing lighter moments with each other. After sometime I saw the girls returning and entering their hostel. It was 11 O clock. My heart beat started to increase as the clock ticked.  We made tea in the room on our heater, had some chips and Maggie noodles. By the time we finished it was 12 noon. I asked Dhillon to get ready for the job.


“Do we have to really go?”he said hesitatingly.


I felt like abusing him and said,


“What do you mean? I could not sleep for two days due to the bet and now when the time is ripe you are evading the issue.”


“So you were also tense?”, he asked me with a smile.


“You people have made me a bit nervous but I have overcome it now. Go get ready and within next five minutes I am coming in your room from where we push off straight to their hostel. Get some more of blue colour as I have to show it to Kanwaljit; Amrita in blue”, I replied showing a bit of annoyance to him.


Dhillon went to his room to change his shoes meanwhile I also got ready by tightening my belt and changing my looks applying the colours on my face all over for avoiding easy identification.


We both soon left our hostel building. It was about 1215h and there was no movement in the girl’s hostel. Their balcony door was open but they were not sitting outside. I crossed the road in between confidently and Dhillon followed me with both of us holding blue and red colours in our hands with some additional in my pocket which was high quality perfumed arrowroot colour. Beautiful face did deserve beautiful perfumed colour unlike ours.


I entered the hostel like a normal student. There was no one seen except the maid who was coming out not bothering to look at us. I could hear the whistle of pressure cooker coming from one of the teacher’s house and usual murmuring of discussion between husband and wife on the routine affairs of life. I crossed the warden’s room which was closed but not locked probably indicating his presence inside. The heart beat doubled as I climbed the first step since we had crossed the safety zone which was till the warden’s room. Harpal and others watched us from our boys hostel as if were watching a 70 mm movie from the balcony of a theatre having potato chips along with which I could see from the RCC Jalli from the mumty of the Girl’s hostel.


I reached the first landing of the steps and looked towards Dhillon who had made a serious face as his smile was missing due to the fear. His skin had turned darker while he looked at me and said,


“Move on!”


“I am moving” I replied and carried on further to finally land up in the girl’s hostel floor. I was in the area where the boys were not supposed to go so felt out of place. I controlled my emotions, fear and became bold forgetting everything. To relax my mind I recalled her beautiful face which knocked off the tension for some time.


I knocked their door gently as the call bell was not functional.


Who’s there?”came the reply

“We” I replied.

“Who we?” came the reply again.

“We are your neighbours” I replied.

“What for you have come?”I heard the same girlish voice not knowing whose it was.

“We have come to wish you happy holi” I replied sweetly in a low voice.

“Oooooooooo! Oooooooch! No! No wet colours” came out no of girlish voices together.

“We do not have any wet colours so please do not be afraid of ” I replied.

“No! No! No! You can wish us from there itself” they said probably knowing there may be some naughty boys out there who dared to reach their room. I could hear their giggles clearly standing next to the door.

I felt like a fool standing outside a girl’s door who was refusing to open it and looked at Dhillon whose fuse was already blown off as I could see discolouration on his face. It made me laugh.

Hey! Come on Amrita don’t behave like a kid we have come all the way how can you keep the doors closed for your guests” I again pleaded her.

There was a bit of silence and I could hear the door being opened with the sound of the tower bolt moving but it was only opened partially to have a glance of who was outside and then it was suddenly locked again. She probably could not identify who we were.

“Who’s there?” came the voice again.

“Tumharey Bhaai (Your brothers)”came the reply which I wondered from where it came as there was no one with me except Dhillon standing behind me.

“Hey! Who said this?” I asked him

“I” he replied.

“Are you mad the whole game will be spoiled if you develop this relationship.”

“But she’s not opening the door” Dhillon replied

“Then say Mom Please open the door” I again said in anger.

“No! No!I---- I ---I----- did not mean that” he replied.

“I do not want to refer to the dictionary for its meaning. You keep shut and I will have it opened. Can you not hear their giggles? It means that they are having fun and testing our patience” I tried to explain him their viewpoint.

As this was going on Dhillon said that he is hearing the voices of Warden calling his wife for searching the bag as he might be planning to go out so would be out any moment.

“Let him go for shopping how does it concern us as he has to go down and we are over his floor” I told him.

“What if he meets us on the way while we are going down?”asked Dhillon exhibiting fear.

“Why are you so pessimistic? We will wish him Happy holi then” I replied.

I knocked the door again and this time I heard the reply.

“OK! We are opening but dry colours only pleeeeeeeeeeeeease” which was the sweet voice of Amrita.

They probably understood that we were the known faces who live in front of their hostel and not outsiders.

“By the way can I know your name?” she asked clearly.

“The one you will see first after opening the door is me who stays opposite to your balcony and the other one whose voice you heard just before me in hindi is Dhillon” I replied.

“Oh my God you should have told me that before” said Amrita and the door was opened the next second.

I could see all of them thrilled and showing a false fear from their smiles some standing on chairs in their organised room unlike the room in the boys hostel while some on the floor waiting to be popped up with colours from our lucky hands. The tables turned as I could see them holding colours too. I headed straight for my target with blue perfumed colour in my hands for Amrita and approached her from front.

The teenage sensations had already started with evidence of goosepimples emerging out in my body which also warmed up without any exercise. She did not move back but exposed her face to me. I felt like planting a kiss on her cheek instead of putting colour on her but was constrained due to non acquaintance with her. It was a great day when my fuses went off. I somehow controlled my emotions and raised both my hands rubbing my palms full of blue colour on her beautiful cheeks which slipped down and joined together at her chin. I did not feel like separating my hands from her face as it was a sensuous touch the most beautiful part of the story I have narrated so far which made my senses shiver in happiness. I was not satisfied with this although the bet was won. I longed for some more touch so I did it again and then again for the third time including on her hair on which I put some red colour. As I finished myself and was contended she reciprocated similarly which was even more enjoyable. Meanwhile the other girls also loaded us both with various colours. They even offered sweets which we could hardly have as were coated with thick layers of colours on our faces.

I thanked Amrita and requested her to have a look at our hostel building once (to convince Kanwaljit with her blue face that the task was accomplished) before washing her face. She readily agreed and looked at our hostel.

‘Oh Chak teh Phattey’(Oh You have done it!) came the loud voice from no where which I understood was of Harpal. Dhillon also was at ease now and gossiping with them. The ice was broken.

We both soon started our return journey. As we came out I wiped away the colour jerking my neck left and right and we descended down stairs. As luck would have it I saw the back of the warden while he was getting down from the first floor to the ground floor. I immediately halted at the landing and waited for him to leave. As he went out we descended after waiting for a couple of minutes and quietly moved out of their building rushing back to our hostel.

As we entered the premises of the first floor Harpal and Kanwaljit were waiting like an Air hostess to receive us with cheerful faces saying,

“You have won the treat. Welcome” and then we were inside our rooms debriefing them.

Meanwhile Shamsher came to know that we have succeeded in our act. He lost control of his emotions and made it an ego that if we can do it why not he. He straightaway headed for the girls hostel to have his piece of cake and while he was about to climb the stairs of the first floor, the warden returned after getting his stuff from the Dhaba in his bag and caught hold of him asking where he was going.

“I am going to pay my good wishes to the girls in the hostel” he said in despair as could not apply his brains to say that he was going to wish the warden (who was one and a half times his size) himself at his residence. He could have said this and could have got away with this excuse easily as had not yet crossed the warden’s room on the first floor.

“Come I will teach you how to go to girl’s hostel “said the warden in annoyance holding his collar from behind.

“Don’t you know that this is out of bound area for boys? shouted the Warden at him.

“But sir other boys went and applied colours on them.” replied Shamsher.

“No one can dare to do that till such time I am here” he replied.

“Who were they?” came the next question from his mouth shaking everyone of us.

“I only heard but cannot say for sure” replied Shamsher.

Shamsher knew it well if he uttered our names he would be condemned not only by us but by everyone in the college for his answer which would spoil his manly image he had managed in years by growing his thick beard and moustaches and secondly who the hell was going to agree that we had gone unless the girls were against us. The girls would not do that as they had offered us sweets in addition to their sensuous touches. So there was nothing to be afraid of.

As we had rightly guessed the things went in our favour burying the matter forever and in the evening we all were at ‘The Barid Shahi’ hotel occupying a four seated table with butter chicken in front of us.

Great day, great friends and great time we had that day.